Comments on DeadpanAnn: Mapquest ruined my day.

Well, maybe the Garmin can strongly imply that you...

2009-09-22T18:32:56.502-07:00

Well, maybe the Garmin can strongly imply that you don't put a rabbit in a pen with a dirt floor.

But it is strongly implied.

2009-09-22T06:56:33.109-07:00

But it is strongly implied.

Well, I must confess, the "stupid ass" part is jus...

2009-09-21T19:08:47.642-07:00

Well, I must confess, the "stupid ass" part is just IMPLIED by her tone......

Come on up to Missouri. We'll treat you right. Tha...

2009-09-21T17:03:27.218-07:00

Come on up to Missouri. We'll treat you right. That is, if you can find our state by using MapQuest.

HH has a Garmin, or its Devil's Playground generic equivalent, which is a GPS thingamajigger. I can only dream that it calls him a stupid ass. Can a Garmin tell him that you don't put a rabbit in a pen with a dirt floor?

MapQuest does, indeed, suck major donkey gonads. ...

2009-09-21T16:58:26.884-07:00

MapQuest does, indeed, suck major donkey gonads. I was once trying to get to Florence, Alabama, and followed their directions and ended up on some little pig trail of a road. I did finally find where I needed to be, but the direction I came in on was all wrong from where I intended. One of these days I'm going to get myself one of them thar newfangled GPS thingees. Then, instead of cussing MapQuest, I can be cussing that uppity bitch that keeps telling you to turn around, turn around, you stupid ass, you're going the wrong way.......