Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Another point for Missouri

I don't know if this should be filed under "redneckery" or "just plain stupid." Somehow, I think it's both. Either way, it's a big point for Missouri in the Missouri-Mississippi redneck/retard race.

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According to witnesses James Looney was insistent on giving his girlfriend a personal lesson in firearm safety Friday before taking her to a shooting range, MyFOXMemphis reported.

As part of the tutorial, Looney demonstrated different safety features on several firearms then put the guns to his head and asked if they would fire, Jefferson County Sheriff told the station. The third gun actually went off.

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3 comments:

Hillbilly Mom said...

Thank the Gummi Mary, that's one set of genes that won't be passed on. We discussed this case at lunch. The theme was: and they said alcohol was involved? I predicted that the girlfriend did NOT go to the shooting range today.

I was going to post that yesterday, but held off in favor of my night of slow torture in an unairconditioned echo chamber full of screeching banshees.

I am only hoping that the Missouri team of gay brothers on the new Amazing Race doesn't disappoint me. Our Survivor contestant last year, Randy, was a real embarrassment to my fair state. I don't ask for much. Common sense and civility will suffice.

Hillbilly Mom said...

Heh, heh. My word verification was REDOOS. The shooter dude wishes he had REDOOS on that gun safety exhibition. Oops! No he doesn't. Because he's DEAD!

Hillbilly Mom said...

Great! The word verification on that last comment was a real word: PANIC. The cosmos is trying to tell us something.

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