Saturday, August 29, 2009

Gah.

Yes, it's two consecutive Random Thought Whenevers. I can't be bothered to write paragraphs, or even related thoughts right now. I am in pain. Neck pain. Too bad I didn't get it from slipping and falling on a wet floor at the Wal Marks.

Greg Gumbel is hard to look at.

Tiger Woods looked especially black today when I saw him on tv. I'm gonna monitor the situation. It could be the first known case of Reverse Michael Jackson Syndrome.

These freaky dreams are starting to freak me out.

My neck really does hurt all the time now; I'm thinking about trying to get a massage this week.

Brett Favre is such a little bitch.

I'm sick of liberals.

Charlie and Tim had pictures made this morning, and they looked so stinkin' cute in their white shirts and jeans.

Baby clothes are expensive.

Did I mention I'm sick of liberals?

4 comments:

Stewed Hamm said...

Just because you didn't already slip at the Wal Marts doesn't mean you can't go find one to have a slip in. It's not like your neck doesn't already hurt, right?
Be smart about it though. They've probably got like cyborg mannequins with infrared death rays... or at least a couple video cameras.

And yeah, I'm way tired of the Brett Bretterson show. I was tired of it three years ago the first time he un-retired... even though it was only actually last year. It feels like he's been retiring and un-retiring for ever, doesn't it?

You're preaching to the choir about the lefties.

damnyankee said...

Liberals would be funny if they weren't so freakin' dangerous when they're in charge of the asylum.

Hillbilly Mom said...

I wish I had thought to fall to the floor of The Devil's Playground, writhing with neck pain, when that cart boy rammed an entire row of about 50 carts into my right hip while the greeter just looked at me like it was an everyday occurrence. That was a time when I wanted to have THE DEVIL TO PAY.

DeadpanAnn said...

Stew, Yes, it does! I actually said something a few days ago about this being the 4th year of this, and was reminded that it's only the 2nd. It has felt like forever-- ESPECIALLY if you live down here, where he is worshiped. The local news station is always showing footage of him playing ball with the kids at Oak Grove High School and reporting some story of how he popped a zit on his chin this morning but wasn't expect to miss any games as a result.

Damnyank, Truer words were never spoken. They would be damn funny if they weren't so...scary.

HM, I wish I'd thought of it too! Maybe it's not too late...

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